I honestly wish I could be a camp counselor but i’m not good with kids or exercise or punctuality or really any of the traits you need to be a camp counselor
I love adding “Reddit” to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.
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My work is usually comics-adjacent, but since it’s compulsory that we celebrate the long tradition of #makeaterriblecomicday2024 — I thought I’d make an actual comic. It’s not really terrible, but it’s definitely about making the damn thing! Thank you @pseudonymjones!
happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
finding out that someone is secretly a pervert is like when the clouds open up and the sun shines so beautifully over the tree tops and warms your skin
Love how when i signed up for instagram i told it NOT to sync my contacts and i used a different first name and yet it still immediately recommended me people i know irl and evidently recommended me to them 🤔
I wouldn’t have used a different first name if i knew my relatives were immediately going to see it. Christ.
hi, i wanted to ask what you think about those japanese zoo's training exercises were someone dresses up as an animal and pretends to have escaped and all that, are they effective? what do U.S zoo's do to train for things like that?
They look silly, but they’re a real emergency drill! They force people to think through how they’d problem-solve in real time and in the physical space, which is a very different experience than just thinking about it.
There’s no consistent requirement for emergency drills in the US federal regulations for zoos, but there is a contingency planning one. Facilities licensed by the USDA have to identify and create plans for addressing likely emergencies they may have to deal with, which is everything from like natural disasters to animal escapes. That’s all done as paperwork and provided to the government to prove they’ve done it.
BUT. That doesn’t mean that zoos and other animal facilities don’t do more planning on their own. Some of the third-party accreditations (it might be all of them but I don’t have the docs in front of me to confirm) require regular drills for all types of emergency scenarios.
Now there’s a slight problem there - a real escape drill, run fully on grounds with real people and stand-in animal, interferes with the daily operations of the zoo. You might not have to physically shut all the guests into buildings during a practice leopard escape, but you do need them to not get in the way, and you don’t want to scare people who think a drill is real, etc. So there’s an alternate option.
US zoos frequently run emergency management drills as TTRGPs!
Like, they use a printed scale map of the zoo and roll dice to randomize the situation. This is absolutely recommended as a strategy by the Zoo and Aquariums All Hazard Partnership: there’s a whole webpage about it, including instructions for the Drill Master.
There are in-person drills, of course, because you have to practice dealing with these problems in meatspace. But a lot of them are done tabletop! I cannot express the extent of my mirth when I first encountered this in the wild at a conference about a decade ago, when the idea was really taking off. It was Very Serious Zoo People on a Very Serious Topic about preventing Really Bad Things from happening… and then suddenly there was a d20 on the screen.






